This is it. The stuff of legends, the stuff your grandma whispers in your ears, telling you how manly the jeans are and how they were engineered to raze evil base-camps to the ground and withstand heavy-duty all-weather and all-terrain one man army warfare when you were nestling infants oblivious to the surrounding loving and caring world, the infamous Chuck Norris Action Jeans.

The jeans won’t ever bind your legs as you roundhouse-kick your way into a camp of fully armed with heavy machine guns and bazookas twinkle toed communist cock suckers.

The Action Jeans were Chuck “exclusives” and they won’t rip on you, but they’ll rip another butt hole for your opponent. Click to check on the Chuck Norris Action Jean in action.